kaji is a melon farmer

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

coolscar:

i was with my friends the other day and accidentally activated siri in my pocket but everyone was talking so it didnt understand anything but everyone got quiet right as it said “I’m afraid I didn’t quite understand that, Mac Daddio.”

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

b-busted:

It’s my life goal to be this fuckin cute and this fuckin badass at the same time

b-busted:

It’s my life goal to be this fuckin cute and this fuckin badass at the same time

mamakoizumi:

super dangan ronpa 2

mamakoizumi:

super dangan ronpa 2

American Horror Story: Easter

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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
starfleetbabe:

anime marina

starfleetbabe:

anime marina

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD